Psht…

Day off today, I serviced the extractor fan in the bathroom.
Um… that was about it.

I was about to start cooking up a storm in the kitchen. I had a leg of lamb, a fistful of rosemary and was ready to go. Then Re got home end reminded me we had a work function which would have ‘nibblies’.

Now, there is a word I have hated - ever since my first office job in Australia.

I shoved the lamb in the fridge and sulked off with a whisky to the verandah in a grump.