Some colleagues at work are downsizing their household cat population and kindly offered us one. Re and Harly were both overly keen to expand our little family…
so, I adopted a cat. His name I was told is James Bartholomew. When I took him home he ran straight up the chimney and hid. Eventually I extricated him covered in soot.

He shall henceforth be known as Jim B Calcifer or, Cat for short.